Very interesting! I’ve heard a lot of women and men talk about how morning sex energizes them. I don’t know what kind of sex they’re having, but mine must be different! I agree with you — sex usually knocks me out!
My husband has shared similar thoughts about being hair-triggered…he also said sometimes it gets hard in the morning when he needs to pee too :)
Your last sentence is gold and gave me a hell of a chuckle! → “I’ve had many innocent snuggle sessions get mistranslated into attempts at sex simply because the brainless part of my body gave the wrong signal to someone else’s butt.”