Nothing screams 2020 quite like a romantic collab between KFC, Lifetime, and Mario Lopez.

If this year hasn’t been bat-shit crazy enough, now we’re being forced to imagine a man as studly as Mario Lopez playing old man Colonel?

It’s quite the imaginative marketing ploy, but no thanks Lifetime/KFC/Mario. There’s just nothing sexy about a bucket of fried chicken.

Lord help us, what will they come up with next?

I can’t with this foolishness.

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